Saturday, July 3, 2010

Logitech Portable Speakers

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Thursday, July 1, 2010

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

让老师喷血的答卷

让老师喷血的答卷

1.“床前明月光”,下一句同学填“李白睡的香”…­

2.“三个臭皮匠”下一句他竟然填“臭味都一样”…批卷老师立即晕倒…­

3.陶渊明的“不为五斗米折腰”,那同学斗胆的写“给我六斗就可以”…­

4.“穷则独善其身”,下一句同学填“富则妻妾成群”。­

5.“西塞山前白鹭飞”,下一句“东村河边乌龟爬”?­

6.“天若有情天亦老”,下一句“人若有情死的早”?­

7.“葡萄美酒夜光杯”,下一句“金钱美女一大堆”…­

8.“想当年,金戈铁马”,下一句“看今朝,死缠烂打”…­

9.这个才过瘾!“洛阳亲友如相问”,同学对“请你不要告诉他”…­

1 0.“两情若是长久时”,同学对“该是两人结婚时”­

1 1.“书到用时方恨少”,同学对“钱到月底不够花”…­

12.“清水出芙蓉”,有人写“乱世出英雄”…­

13.“问君能有几多愁”,同学填“恰似一壶二锅头”。­

14.这个绝了!“日照香炉生紫烟,李白来到洗手间,小李飞刀一瞬间,李白变成小太监”…!


­小学生的雷人日记,有本事你别笑

2月30日   星期一  晴

今天一天都没有出太阳,真不好,爸爸买回两条金鱼,养在水缸淹死一条,我很伤心。
老师评语:我也很伤心,我活了这么大,2月还从来没有遇上过一个30号呢!也从来没有见过不出太阳的晴天,更没见过会淹死的金鱼。




1.题目:一边……一边……
小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。
老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?

2.题目:其中
小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?

3.题目:陆陆续续
小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?

4.题目:难过
小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语:老师更难过。

5.题目:又……又……
小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语;你的妈妈是变形金钢吗?

6.题目:你看
小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊
老师批语:没看过

7.题目:欣欣向荣
小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!

8.题目:好吃
小朋友写:好吃个屁。
老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。

9.题目:天真
小朋友写:今天真热。
老师批语:你真天真。

10.题目:果然
小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。
老师批语:是词

11.题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。
小朋友写:先生,再见!
老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

12.题目:况且
小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语:我死了算了


Happened to see it on a friend's blog, quite funny, so I post it here ^^
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Playing with words in Interview

IAS TOPPERS ANSWERS*

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very h ard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A: Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A: It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

No one will GET second chance to impress....

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Question 1:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,

it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see

three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

An old friend who once saved your life.

The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that

there could only be one passenger in your car?

I actually ever heard about this in a movie, and still remember it :D A clever answer ^^

This is a moral/ethical dilem ma that was once ac tually used as part of a

job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus

you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and

this would be the perfect chance to! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming

up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to

the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner

of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought

limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2:

What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match

for my sister than you sir"

Question 3:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke

up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed

it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived

kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee

was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was

"TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 5:

Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka

etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna

Killing N arakasura. In Dusavata ar, Krishnavatha ar comes after

Raa mavatha ar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 6:

The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the

interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table

where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table

and told that this was the central point at the table.

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point

of this table, then he answers quickly that

"sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question

that u promised to ask....."

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. .......

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ...
"THINK OUT OF BOX"
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Friendship

Another interesting story received through email ^^


















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Monday, March 1, 2010

Can't Help

You might have heard the idiom "Can't help" a lot, but have not completely understand the meaning of this idiom.

"Help" itself means to refrain from, or to avoid.
"Can't help" means unable to refrain from, unable to resist, or can't prevent oneself from.

Example:
- I can't help thinking about her.
Means I can't refrain myself from thinking about her.

Another usage of can't help is in the idiom "can't help but", which means the same as "can't help".

Example:
- She is so pretty that I can't help but admire her.
Means she is so pretty that I can't resist admiring her.

However, the use of "can't help but" in the example above has been condemned by some as the ungrammatical version of "can't help". Nevertheless, it is not a false usage of idiom to use "can't help but", it is just that "can't help" is more common nowadays.

The example above has the same meaning as:
- She is so pretty that I can't help admiring her.
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Heart of Gratitude

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.



A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"



The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way."

I wrote: "Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it."

Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people that they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?



Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have.. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Enjoy your day with a heart of gratitude.


Got this from an email. I find it interesting, so I post it here ^^
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Friday, February 5, 2010

Djembe Drums

Music is your favorite activity in leisure time? You are a drummer or you like to play drum? Are you looking for a fair trade djembe drum? The Djembe Drum Shop is THE best place to buy YOUR djembe drums.

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Looking for high-quality drums? Interested in learning Djembe drum? You will find what you need at Djembe Drum Shop.
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Taiwan Friends

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Taiwan Friend Finder is the network for people who like to meet new friends, travel, learn languages, and explore.

Through Taiwan Friend Finder, you can meet new friends, anywhere in the world - more specifically Taiwan girls and Taiwan Men, exchange languages with friends' friends, get traveling tips from people you trust, surf for couch, find pen pals, teach overseas, and many more.

If you are interested to know more about Taiwan Personals and make friends with Taiwanese, visit Taiwan Friend Finder ;)
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